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I spot a Martin 

someone who flirts like a year six, example swearing and hitting the opposite sex
"person 1: I spot a Martin
person 2:where?
person 1:there!"
I spot a Martin by bumfluff420 June 21, 2017

A Ricky Martin 

A Ricky Martin is a situation obvious to everyone except the person in question.
I can't believe he didn't know he was going to get fired, that's a Ricky Martin.
A Ricky Martin by goinghome04 October 21, 2010

Pull a Tim Martin 

To fire people during a time of crisis for completely selfish reasons.
"oh gosh Gary, I'm terrified my boss is going to pull a Tim Martin..."
Pull a Tim Martin by Breadyegg April 5, 2020

A Hungry Martus 

When you fuck a dog on the beach bareback and get an STD
I had a Hungry Martus last night, I'm so annoyed
A Hungry Martus by danmartus August 11, 2015

a little martha 

Used to describe Martha Stewart not as a person but as a concept of "martha-ness".
My boyfriend was excited when he had a little martha for dessert.

A little martha at the party turns strangers into friends.
a little martha by Charlene November 1, 2004

a fat martian troll who plays minecraft

ace roan is a fat Martian troll who plays minecraft
hack this bitch

www.plus.google.com/+AceRoane
ace roan is a fat martian troll who plays minecraft