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When your friend sucks so bad at Counter-Strike that they can't even land in assist in the first quarter of the match.
Player 1: *Peaks mid for the 7th round in a row and gets fucking awped.*

Player 2: *Presses tab to see P1's Kill-Assist-Deaths being 007* "Oh look guys we've got James Bond on our team."
007 by Celuan October 14, 2022
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Stat for shit football players.

When a player transfers to a different club, either a rival or for a high price tag, the media begins counting.

Famous examples include Jadon Sancho for Manchester United, and recently Kai Havertz for Arsenal.
Chelsea fan: Let’s all laugh at Kai Havertz’ 007

Arsenal fan: You’re 14th in the league.
007 by Bandz The Lord September 25, 2023
A person in the LGBTQ ballroom scene without a house.
“Did y’all hear Leiomy is a 007 now? She actually left the House of Miyake-Mugler.”
007 by KAYMONEYDUMMY January 10, 2024
the legendary clan 007! This clan is like no other, they are the epitome of excellence and teamwork. With their sharp skills and strategic thinking, they dominate every battlefield they step foot on. The members of clan 007 are not just teammates; they are a family, always supporting each other and punishing the enemies until they’re defeated. Their bond is unbreakable, and their victories are countless. When you see the name 007 in a vc, you know you're witnessing greatness in action.
They were like 007
007 by [the chosen one] July 25, 2024

007 burger 

Specialty burger available at the Platteville, WI McDonalds, comprised of a chicken patty between two beef patties, with Mac sauce, between two buns
"Mmm! This 007 Burger is ALWAYS so hot and fresh!"
007 burger by UWPlattGuy11 October 11, 2013
Short for “Spy Pi.” The coded term for a math secret agent—who usually works as a journal or college textbook math editor, reviewer, or consultant—who would leak out information about submitted journal articles or contracted unedited manuscripts on the number π to some tenured faculty members (or to those seeking a permanent position in academia) in exchange for cash or favors.
Although the pool of 007 π operatives worldwide is unknown, however, their number is likely to be much higher than expected, as they’re sought after by faculty members who’d resort to unethical means and ways to secure tenure.
007 π by Fasters November 24, 2022