Pirate 

A man that is unavailable. Gives you attention for a short time and then drifts away in search of another treasure...only to find it is not there..and they remain drifting for the rest of their lives...missing out on the true treasure they could've had.

I liked him until he became a pirate.

Pirate by houstonsocialbutterfly July 9, 2009

PIRATE 

Parents In Radar Above The Ear... It means a parent is watching the computer/ cell phone screen and to watch what you say. Don't say something that might be offensive to the person's parents.

Chris: OMG did you see the shirt Kristen had on today? Oh wow i felt myself getting hard....
Bob: Yeah that was hot
Bob: pirate!
Chris: And then Billy slid into home plate that was awesome!
Bob: Yeah the score was 50 to 14!
Bob: ok she's gone
Chris: ok. i can't even say the things i want to do to Kristen out loud!

PIRATE by rock1453 June 13, 2009

Pirate 

When you're doing a girl (or guy) from behind, before you cum, spit at her (or his) back so she (or he) will think that you have ejaculated, and will turn around. When she (or he) turns around, ejaculate on her eye, making her (or him) scream "arrrrgggh" hence the name pirate.

Dude, James just pirated his boyfriend last night. His boyfriend's now wearing an eyepatch

Pirate by alabangerz August 4, 2011

pirate 

A pirate can be:

1. A person who sails the oceans in search of adventure and ships to plunder for their booty.

2. Any item made illegally (aka bootleg).

3. Maddox is also a pirate.

1. Arrr! I am a pirate!

2. Yar! The quality of this Star Wars DVD is awful! Shiver me timbers, it's a pirated version! Whoever sold me this will be walking the plank!

3. Pirates kick ass.

pirate by Brick Wall June 5, 2005

Pirate 

A laudable term for a person held in such high esteem amongst his friends/coworkers/family for his impressive IDGAF qualities.

Though sharing many characteristics with wiggers in mentality, they do not share many in hygiene, music or clothing selections. Some of the characteristics shared are immediately evident, neither (a)cares much for authority or (b)is generally concerned for the consequences of their actions.

Pirates are all around you.

coworker: "did you just tell the boss the fuck off after catching you drinking a beer on lunch break?"

you: "yeah, so." (sips beer)

coworker: "you're a fuckin' pirate bro."

you: "yeah, so." (finishes beer)

Pirate by j.dot.awesome August 17, 2010

Pirate 

Pirate's became Pirates mostly for treasure. That's not all though; they also became pirates for adventures, to see the world, and freedom. The freedom to be able to do anything they want. They are laid-back and cool-headed. Every now and then there will be a few short temper pirates. Most Pirates were out casts, orphans or strange compared to the normal people. Pirates would do more then just the stories, some pirates would help others in any means necessary. Their crew were their family, their friends; who they would have drinks with and gamble. Not all pirates were bad, but the ones who were ruined the others good reputation making them villians as well. Every pirate had his own ambition.

Pirate: "Hey captain! Come join us for a drink!"
Captain: "Hahaha! Bet i can drink more!"
Pirate: "Your on."

Pirate by Raijuu Yaku February 11, 2015

Pirate 

Criminals who steal from ships or sail to towns on the coast and kill everyone and steal their money (then get drunk on rum and start singing sea shanties and eating biscuits with maggots, but that's not the point). Famous pirates are Blackbeard, Benito 'Bloody Sword' Bonito, Black Bart, François l'Olonnais, 'Black Jack' Anderson, and Ned Low. You probably think they only existed in the Georgian Era, but they actually existed as far back as Ancient Greek, and they actually still exist.

Pirates still exist in the 21st century. Honest!

Pirate by MTSBadBoys May 26, 2017