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battlefield 2

In the beginning there was Battlefield 1942, which was an innovation in game design and gameplay, then there was Vietnam, which didn't change much but had variation between teams, in terms of firepower and vehicles. Sadly, then there was Battlefield 2 which is, a game that defies logic. Set at least 30 to 40 years after the last game, Vietnam, most infantry-based weapons have somehow devolved to do less damage, have higher recoil, and worse yet, have about as much accuracy as drunk man pissing off a skyscraper, with the intention of urinating on the moon. Almost as bad, is the fact that the weapons for the different armies all do the exact same thing, ie; same accuracy, rate-of-fire, amount of damage so that you feel more like and your foe are fighting with same weapon, except with a different skin, with only a few exceptions (sniper rifle and autoshotgun for the Middle East army). Similarly, the armies themselves (Islam fundamentalists, American Warmongeres and the Human Rights denier, the Chinese)are damn-near identical in appearance, and visual distinction between the three is usually dependent on placing the cross hair on every person on screen to see what colour their Profile-name is. Aircraft are somewhat harder to control, what with helicopter controls being inverted to the last game, there are no more ammo dumps and health depos, making players depend on support members instead of being self-suficient. This forces people to play as either the medic or support, which is the shits because their weapons are inaccurate and do little damage... just like the rest in the game. There is a noticeable lack of bots in multiplayer, which is a huge handicap in lan games where you could spend half an hour running around gigantic maps and never see anyone. Fans of the older BF games tend to avoid this and it's even worse follow-up: Battlefield 2142.
Random ea fanboy: "Want to play Battlefield 2?"
Me:"No"
battlefield 2 by N00bKannon May 20, 2008
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The day that you make sure that your friend/ enemy Reece, Riece, or if he spells it Rhys has a horrible day. Btw this day is the GOAT.
SAM: It’s April 2
NORA: Make sure Reece has a horrible day
SAM: Yup
April 2 by Livnlife October 26, 2019
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blumpkin 2.0 

the process of getting your dick sucked by an obese black man at mcdonalds
tom: hey jake, I heard you ordered a blumpkin 2.0 at the drive thru at mccdonalds

jake: fuck you tom you fuckface

Blessthefall 2.5 

Blessthefall 2.5 are an awesome post-harcore band, who are famous on the website tumblr. They are well known for their single 'God Wears Gucci Skirts', and have toured with the likes of The Devil Wears Prada Shoes and All Time Low 2.5
Person A:"Blessthefall 2.5 are coming to town!!"
Person B: "ARE THEY THE BAND OFF TUMBLR?!"
Person A: "YES!!!"
Person B: "WOOOO LETS GO!"
Blessthefall 2.5 by btf 2.5 fan!! October 25, 2009
Player 1: Nobody turned up to help me move home!
Person 2: Rule 2.
Rule 2 by dennymeta October 5, 2010

Nova Scotian Hole in 2 

When your lady friend is sitting on the toilet taking a dump (yes girls poop!) and you come up and sit on her shoulders facing her so she can suck your piece. You take a shit attempting to get it in between her legs into the toilet (mostly missing and having it dribble down her titties and stomach.) If you successfully get it in its a HOLE IN 2!
The other day Joanna was taking a dump. I jumped on her shoulders and successfully accomplished the Nova Scotian Hole in 2!

Black Ops 2

Shit

Comes out November 13th, 2012 anyone who spends 60$ on this game is obviously a dumbass but I guess if you want the same game that Modern Warfare 2, Black Ops, and Modern Warfare 3 were go ahead and buy it.
CoD Fanboy: Hey have you seen the new gameplay footage of Black Ops 2 at E3?
Normal Gamer: Yes, it looks like shit.
CoD Fanboy: no it doesn't *Starts crying*
Black Ops 2 by Mr Paul Walker December 18, 2012