Rule 2

People are lazy.
Player 1: Nobody turned up to help me move home!
Person 2: Rule 2.
by dennymeta October 05, 2010
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Rule 1

People are stupid.
Player 1: I spent ten minutes explaining it all, and he didn't take in a single bloody thing.
Person 2: Rule 1.
by dennymeta October 05, 2010
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