Northern Afghanistan

Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.

Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."

Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."

Northern Afghanistan by Screw Liberals June 14, 2016

northern mexico 

Southern California. Named Northern Mexico due to Americans being the minority lately.

When I came to Southern California in the late 70's, I never figured this great state would become Northern Mexico so fast.

northern mexico by Squido W Cash August 8, 2019

Ortherner 

ortherner is a guy who has a gas planet profile picture and a lot of people think is annoying

SuperKirby: hey bro what's kepler?
AOU: idk man ask ortherner he likes space and stuff

Ortherner by walfa June 26, 2022

Northern Touch 

The King of da mawfuckin world !!

Da one who runs shit n exposez dem bitch ass wankstaz

Northern Touch by Northern Touch January 4, 2004

Northern Rod 

A northern rod is a travelling device consisting of an erect penis shaft with an uncanny geographical sense that easily rivals any compass or gps.The first northern rod ever recorded was over a cross canadian roadie near the latter part of a 2010 summer.

Graham was so confident that his northern rod would always point north and lead his fellow blumpkin boys to their destination."

Northern Rod by spoonylove from upabove August 11, 2010

Northern Valley

A part of north-east New Jersey that consists of Harrington Park, Northvale, Norwood, Old Tappan, Rockleigh, Closter, Demarest, and Haworth. It is also known as "The North Valley" or "The NV".

"Yeah bruh, I grew up in the Northern Valley."

Northern Valley by Suburbs_Savage April 19, 2016

Northern Kentucky Snow Plow 

Females face on the ground, holding her by the ankles, pushing her around the room.

"I was fucking her so good I grabbed her by the ankles and gave her a Northern Kentucky Snow Plow!"

Northern Kentucky Snow Plow by Wharv94 February 24, 2019