iphone sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked iPhone into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.

"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got iPhone sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."

iphone sushi by FitofPeak July 26, 2015

glitter sushi 

You're the glitter to my sushi, the ketchup to my ice cream, the knife to my soup
~THE POINT IS YOUR POINTLESS~

Glitter sushi???? No idea what this means just writing cause I forgot to get someone a Hanukkah present

glitter sushi by Balsalmmmmss December 19, 2016

Glitter sushi 

You're the glitter to my sushi, the point is, your useless

Didn't get someone a valid Hanukkah present, what a glitter sushi I am 😑

Glitter sushi by Balsalmmmmss December 19, 2016

french sushi 

When the guy sticks his dick in rice and then fucks the girl cooking the rice and then making sushi with it after

Let’s make some French sushi

french sushi by Lilbittyboppy March 6, 2018

Coochie Sushi 

the act of inserting rice into a females vagina, and having another person eat them out.

come over and get some coochie sushi.

Coochie Sushi by darfar96 May 23, 2018

Shediac Sushi 

When you wrap your dong in seaweed, cover it in wasabi and roe, then have you lady nibble it off and finish you with felatio.

I was really horny last night, so I offered her some Shediac Sushi

Shediac Sushi by Turbo Dan September 25, 2019

Traffic sushi 

Grocery store sushi that you buy and eat in your car when you are stuck in traffic on your way home.

I spilled soy sauce in my car because I had traffic sushi the other day.

Traffic sushi by Rubadook January 27, 2020