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Smoothie goat 

A smoothie goat makes everything to perfection. Slings smoothies and other things.
Brady: damn this smoothie is good
Zeph: that’s cuz the smoothie goat made it
Smoothie goat by Smoothiegoat June 11, 2022

Longhorn Smoothie 

Spent male ejaculate, meant for their partner's oral consumption but pretty much okay to leave anywhere. Particularly tasty to members of the University of Texas football team.
It was a good day today, so I celebrated by giving her a Longhorn Smoothie.

Chocolate Smoothie Express 

When you shit in you sexual partners mouth and they give you a blowjob and after you finish, they spit it back in your mouth
Hey Blake we should give Ciaran a Chocolate Smoothie Express.

Smoothie 

A discrete way to name a man's "party time" zone
"Oh no, that cannonball almost hit me in the smoothie bro"
Smoothie by JanexxxxDoe December 30, 2022

Banana Smoothie 

A blended mixture of banana and other ingredients, often sweet, into a mixture that can be drunk for enjoyment.
Im going to make a banana smoothie!

Sounds great!
Banana Smoothie by ICouldBeACactus January 11, 2023