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Beating off behind the bush  

I know you have some thing weighing on you Johnny, stop beating off behind the bush and just say it.
(n) A small, smooth stone- typically palm-sized- whose presense brings comfort and companionship. Derived from the "The Big Alfie Out of Doors" storybook. Posessed of strong anthropomorphic qualities (although this writer does not preclude the possibilities of inappropriate connotations)
The bonting, held in the bear's paw, was deluged in soothing aloe pulp.
bonting by alljokingaside September 7, 2021

Brenting 

When you work in an administrative office and your title is Director of Operations so this makes you very popular with staff. And when said staff finally finds the Director of Operations but he holds his hand up and says, "Not now Not now" while walking away as fast as he can never to be seen in his office for the rest of the day.
Where's the Operations Director? "He's somewhere in the office "Brenting"!!!!
Brenting by SuperAdmin January 12, 2022

Bennington 

An ugly mf that lots of girls like him somehow. He has a small dick and lots of ugly facial hair. He's athletic and is into Asians. Sometimes goes for younger girls but they have to be the right one. If you know a bennington they're probnaly related to royalty.
Omg bennington Is so ugly!
I know
Bennington by Samantha Mar May 10, 2022
Benning, is a term used desribe a white monkey that has nearly bald head. He also gives the best head as he is black on a tuesday. a benning gets no bitches, only the opposing signifagant of females. He is also a NPC everyday of the week and a nigga
damm bro you really pulled a benning

Beating a man to death with a shovel 

A mistake commonly made by gardeners who can't tell a client from their garden.
Onlooker: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEATING A MAN TO DEATH WITH A SHOVEL?

Gardener: What man?