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Benni is tha luckiest nicest guy eva n he has hot hair n plays socca!!
check out that benni
Benni by tamara April 3, 2005
The hard hitting, immense, chainmail and leather trouser wearing bad guy off the best film that has ever been absconded onto film... Commando. People think that Arnie's quotes are funny and good, they have nothing on this bastards. Is currently letting off some steam while planning revenge on John Matrix with that double crossing bastard General Franklin Kirby
Piss Ant Soldier: Slitting a little girl's throat is like cutting warm butter!

Bennett: Put the knife away, and shut your mouth! I love listening to your, little piss-ant soldiers trying to talk tough, they make me laugh! If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too!

Arius: Mr. Bennett, my soldiers are patriots!

Bennett: Your soldiers are nothing! Matrix and I could kill every one of them! In a blink of an eye, remember that!

Arius: Are you trying to frighten me?

Bennett: I don't have to try! When Matrix finishes the job,
He'll be back for his daughter! Now, whether she's alive or dead doesn't matter! Then he'll be after you! Now, the only thing between Matrix and you, is me!
bennett by Dave-Offence June 19, 2006
A very attractive person, about 5 foot 2.
I think bernies really nice

Yeh I love bernie
Bernie by SJR251 January 25, 2009

Beenie Man 

Dread rastaman dat drop obeeese dejay records dat ya cyaaan dis.
Beenie Man 'im a dread dejay man.

Benner Ball Sack Chomper 

The act of sticking ones penis between the high hat symbols of a drum set, then your partner clamps down on your dick.
Travis Barker loves a Benner Ball Sack Chomper

dobyns-bennett band

The best high school band in Tennessee. Full of the littest people da world have ever seen. The band kids know how to "you see that fence? Go touch it!" And love danky kang. Includes dank memists and some smarticle particles. Don't forget about dat potato clan. You don't know what that means? Oh ok it's fine I'm fine...
Have you seen the Dobyns-Bennett Band! They're so much better than the football team!