LeBrown James 

What people call NBA player LeBron James if they are racist and/or dislike him.

LeBrown James sucks! Did you see that bitch miss an open layup?

LeBrown James by The Best UD User May 14, 2017

Alex James 

Bass guitarist for the British band Blur, who is currently residing in the country as a farmer and cheese maker. Aside from Blur, he has also been in WigWam and Fat Les, and has worked with Sophie Ellis-Bextor. He also writes for The Guardian, and does TV work.

Who is the bass player for Blur?
I think it's Alex James.
Oh. My dad thinks he's a bit of a tosser.

Alex James by B.O.B.P September 4, 2009

Naughty James 

Naughty James is the heir to the crown of Dreamland. Constant manufacturer of drama, fantasy and petulance on the internet, the ends of which are a complete mystery even to himself.

"Naughty James have my books arrived yet?"
"they're in the post lol"

Naughty James by orqi March 2, 2009

dakota james taylor 

A cheating douche bag

Omg he is such a Dakota James Taylor don't date him

dakota james taylor by Brookiesaurs October 6, 2016

Alex James 

The sexiest man alive,sadly a tory,leg eater (dumbass),and cheesemaker/bassist of the amazing band blur.

Jake:why won't you love me babe???
you:sorry ,I'm in love with a middle-aged british cheesemaker,and you're definitely not my type of man (aged and british)

alex james (needed to put it here)

Alex James by Britpop Girl January 8, 2022

Jammy Jam James

There is only one Jammy Jam James. He is the fittest person imaginable, everyone fancies him. A Jammy Jam James is , for want of a better word, simply personified in the word Sex Machine.

"Oh My God! Is that Jammy Jam James?!?! I want him RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!! "

Jammy Jam James by james_8 March 11, 2009

The Rick James 

While high on cocaine you have sex with a girl. Right before you cum you pull out your tallywacker and bust a nut in your hand. You then proceed to slap the girl in the face with your jizz hand and yell "IM RICK JAMES BITCH!"

That hoe was actin' hella dumb last night so I pulled the rick james on her and kicked her ass out the fuckin house.

The Rick James by NEGRO @ EFNET.ORG June 25, 2004