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kids in my basement

something really unfunny mothafuckas say
Joshua : hey whats going on havent seen u in a BITCH
Jose : the kids in my basement lmao
joshua : really nigga

Glass Basement 

The phrase is used to describe the glass basement in IQ for men. At the opposite side of the IQ scale from The Glass Ceiling lays a «Glass Basement» which is the idea that while Males have the highest/ more distrubuted IQ levels, they also have the lowest.
The glass ceiling is discussed so often that people forget about the glass basement for Males.

basement beauty 

any 18-24 yr old attractive female that has a child and still lives at home with parents or other family members in their basement.

and most likely how they got knocked up by sneakin boys into the basement

particularily in the paciffic northwest
she's just another basement beauty like her sister
basement beauty by cheaptrickrick December 7, 2009

theres a body in my basement

congratulations you have mastered life! Now you know how to hide a body. YAY!! If you killed this person for someone you are a Yandere
Theres a body in my basement and I had nothing to do with it ;)

basement freak 

A noun describing a freakishly cool wierdo, very likely a zinester, or someone soon to become a zinester who currently lives in a basement, or lived a large portion of their adolecent lives in a basement.
Anarchy Ashley, maker of the zine 'Alien Basement Food' is a prototypical basement freak.
basement freak by moonbug April 6, 2005

flooded basement 

same as the leaky roof except the recipient gags on the semen drops and vomits.
Jason got a flooded basement from David.
flooded basement by John Y September 10, 2003