The Conservative Party  

The best party in the world, should not just be the rulers of britain but of the world. FUCK THE SNP, FUCK LABOUR but not the lib dems cuz like they have a chance anyway!. and just to remind all u anti-monarchys the queen still owns this country

person a "the snp fucked my dog yesterday"
person b "not a surprise, the conservative party rule"

The Conservative Party by The Queen's son January 16, 2009

neo-conservative 

"A liberal who has been mugged by reality." (Irving Kristol)

The difference between a neo-conservative and a bleeding-heart liberal is: the former gets mugged and actually does something to prevent it from happening again, while the latter is so afraid of being accused of "profiling" that he becomes the victim he thinks his predators are.

neo-conservative by fifilarue August 24, 2014

Compassionate Conservative 

A person who is to the left of traditional conservatism, often but not always a politician who is looking to gain votes from undecided voters. However this strategy leads to hatred from both the left and the right. See RINO

The compassionate conservative voted for the war, but then in an attempt to save their seat voted for massive social programs raising the ire of both liberals and true conservatives.

Compassionate Conservative by Sam9999 August 18, 2009

Minute Conservative 

When someone only has a number of available minutes during the week on their cell phone plan, so they don't answer their phone on peak time unless it's an emergency.

Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?

Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.

Minute Conservative by soadfreak3284 August 23, 2011

minute conservative 

It means adjective meaning fast in actions and deeds.

Marimoto, is a minute conservative person, he is a fast replying Dr.

minute conservative by man!? May 18, 2017

Keyboard Conservative 

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.

Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.

Keyboard Conservative by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017

Canna-Conservative 

weed cannabis Republican marijuana RINO

A person that smokes cannabis and is also a Republican is a Canna-Conservative.

Canna-Conservative by 1960Pegleg June 25, 2019