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moof-diving

Masculin form of Muff-Diving.
Josh likes to go moof-diving on Duncan.
moof-diving by shakdiesel December 26, 2005

deer dicking 

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.
Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!
deer dicking by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

Bush diving

The loved sport of sprinting towards a bush then hurling your body into it. Simple as and funny as.
Jonny - "I did some extreme bush diving last night"

Jonny 2 - "Extreme to the max!"

dicking around 

dicking around is one i've heard many times before. the most common defenition would be: messing around, wasting time, or goofing off.
dude we are going to be late! stop dicking around!
dicking around by Felicia October 30, 2003

dicking around 

mocking around; a term used when someone's doing something unproductive
dicking around by liz October 30, 2003

Cheese-Dicking 

The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.
A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.

B. what?

A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!

B.Ahhhh shiitttt!