Holy Barktopus

One's exclamation upon seeing a Bear/Shark/Octopus or seeing multiple Barktopi.

Jeff: Holy Barktopus! That dude just got eaten by a pack of hungry Bartopi!

by BarryTheBarktopus September 11, 2011

Will Barksdale

The actual fucking legend at getting any girl he wants. Always says Duck Haters and if you don't agree then you're a pussy.

Will Barksdale gets all the girls when he wears Duck Haters merchandise.

by Cooter Getter March 26, 2021

Dr. Barkov.

Said when a conman misunderstands a name.
This word(s) is best said in a Russian accent or by Marco Marino. It originates from a comedy sketch about a conman by the troupe in Visually Impaired Placenta.

(From the script:)

Chief Conman: Dr. Barkov...
Herbert: But my name's Herbert.
Chief Conman: (Pause) Dr. Barkov... do you know where you are?

(And so the script goes on)

by Wallamanage September 5, 2005

Arj Barker

The best comedian ever to be born. And so beautiful at the same time. Creator of shpants. Resides in California.
Smokes a lot of weed

"Im hungry, anyone got some leftover Arj Barker that they wanna share?"

by not arj barker April 21, 2005

barkwood

When a backwoods blunt has less then 3gs of weed in it

Yo fuck dat! You smokin a Barkwoods bruh dat shit make me puke!!!!!!!

by SlabXray February 11, 2018

Barking spider

When someone passes gas and its smelled by others.

I don't know who let it out, but I smell a Barking spider!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021

Barkony

A place where dogs go to bark, very similar to a balcony.

Hank, the Great Dane, is too big to be inside, so he steps out onto the barkony.

by HAAAAANK September 7, 2009