Cock Swindler 

N. A person guilty of swindling cocks, resulting in undesired sexual attention (usually after intercourse). A rare accusation, but feasible depending on the gender of the people arguing the matter. Ex. A gay couple: the pitcher may accuse the catcher of "cock swindling", meaning that the catcher stole the pitcher's cock after sex when he didn't want to fuck around.

Garrett, GOD DAMMIT, I'm trying to sleep you cock swindler!

Cock Swindler by Bryan !!! July 26, 2006

Man Swine Flu 

A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.

This is a more severe form of man flu.

Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"

Woman: "No you're not"

Man: "I think I've got flu!"

Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"

Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"

Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."

Man Swine Flu by deejayone July 22, 2009

Swindon 

Hypothetical noun. A place in the mind of a drunkard where they have gone to when severely inebriated. It is usually used by the inebriated individual to describe his drunken state or by another to describe an inebriated individual.

1. Less drunk friend: "Alright mate, how ya feeling?"
Very drunk friend: "Ah mate, I'm well passed Swindon."

2. Person 1 to Person 2: "Have you seen Person 3? He's off his Swindon."

Swindon by Swindonlad December 7, 2010

Swine Flu

A fictional horrible disease that turns your head into a pig. It can be cured by grilling bacon.

Hey, what's that label say? "Swine Flu"?

Swine Flu by Mekano April 26, 2009

Swine Aids 

It's a cross between the mexicans with swine flu and the nigerians from africa with aids, when a male mexican with swine flu has sex with a nigerian african women with aids thus resulting the man to have 2 diseases.

"Hector has swine flu, and had sex with Shenaleiquezha and she had aids, so now Hector has swine/ aids.. swine aids."

Swine Aids by namsuG oigreS June 24, 2009

Catching the Swine Flu 

A way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman

Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"

Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."

Catching the Swine Flu by neo069 August 26, 2009

Swine 

A friend or "Bro" of sorts

Yo dude i was just chillen with some fellow swines down behind the chilis, you should come next time.

Swine by The Prophet Ezekiel September 27, 2011