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Norwegian Goodbye 

When a white person (who thinks they can hold their alcohol) becomes so drunk that they create a text string specifically for jokes pertaining to Trump, covid-19, Kai, travel, coyotes killing Nicole’s dogs, and politics in general.
Oh my God dude, Luxx totally Norwegian Goodbye’d after trying to explain how Biden is the cause for the current rise of inflation; after 3 martinis.

Norwegian Anal Omlette

The art of eating too many eggs and laxatives around an hour before breakfast, shitting out the gooey diarrhea on a cast iron skillet and making a breakfast omlette for your SO.
I cooked my girl a Norwegian Anal Omlette today

Norwegian bowtie 

When your trying to have sex with a woman and your friend tries to make it a threesome and you put your fingers in her ass and rub it on the guys nose and mustache
Dave hand got a Norwegian bowtie because he tried to get in on a uninvited threesome
Norwegian bowtie by Do hoe February 26, 2023

Norwegian tsunami 

A sexual act, where 10-20 teenage boys circle up and ejaculate at the exact same time onto a small Norwegian child, drowning him in semen.
Yo last week when we Norwegian tsunamied it was euphoric as fuck.

Norwegian joy

When a 6'5 Scandinavian sticks an icicle up your butt
I wanted sex but he insisted on a Norwegian Joy.
Norwegian joy by Waltham56 August 8, 2023

Norwegian hand 

Reaching over the table to get something under a meal without asking for someone to sending it.
Person 1: "Hey your not very polite right now"

Person 2: " sorry i didn't mean to be inpolite"
Person 3: " You really got a Norwegian hand, dont you