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diet whoopass 

Someone spewing hot air that they're going to beat someone up, but, in reality, they have no intention of following through.
Jessica, my neighbor, yelled in the parking lot that she was going to kick my a**, but she didn't have the guts to knock on my door.
diet whoopass by Katibug August 8, 2004

Pussy Whooped 

To let women walk all over you because you do not have the spine to stick up for yourself.
Alex Pavlovsky is a pussy whooped fool.
Pussy Whooped by Zithel September 2, 2013

whoopie cushion

When someone who suffers from a pink sock farts
My farts are extra loud right now, thanks to my whoopie cushion ;)
whoopie cushion by vintagesignman November 18, 2014

Mr. Whoopee 

1. The Ice Cream Mobile in Grand Theft Auto.

2. To Pull a Mr. Whoopee: to do somthing and fail due to uncoordination.
1. Woo hoo! i am driving a Mr. Whoopee!

2. Woa, did you see that guy pull a Mr. Whoopee? He just tripped over a spoon.
Mr. Whoopee by Ann thrax September 14, 2008

Portugese Whoopsadaisey 

When you are performing oral sex on a woman and she breaks wind.
I was going down on this girl she came so hard she gave me a Portugese Whoopsadaisey

Whoopie fucking doo 

This is a statement you would use to say "Well, good for you!" but with a lot harsher meaning of sarcasm than the above phrase - crossing over into the territory of "Did you now, well good for you, but to be honest, I really don't give a flying fuck!"
Just see the film Aliens - where the soldier that's whinging all the time, played by Bill Paxton says "well, whoopie fucking doo" it - that's a perfect example!