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One Hander 

A woman with an ass so petite that you can cover most of it in one hand. To be more specific you must be able to clench and hold both cheeks together effortlessly with just one hand. This can only be achieved if the distance between your thumb and middle finger is wider than the apex of both buttocks. This is not possible with asses exceeding 1.0 Hdr
"Dude check out the one hander at the bar"
"Now THAT is a one hander"
One Hander by sananman July 23, 2015
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gammon hangers 

a girl with vaginal lips so large they whistle in the wind or you could where them as a trapper hat.
whats that noise.? oh dont worry that's sarah's gammon hangers clapping in the wind.!
gammon hangers by twanthony December 18, 2010
Its when a girl gives a blowjob and during the act, sneaks her finger into the guy's butthole
This hot chick was blowing me but she decided to give me a haeger, and I jumped up, cutting my dick on her teeth
haeger by Dr. Harris Isbell April 13, 2009

brian haner 

Synyster Gates of Avenged Sevenfold's father. Also a very talented guitarist who brought his son up to do the same. Can be seen in Achmed's Jingle Bombs video as the "guitar guy."
Dude 1: Do you know who Brian Haner is?
Dude 2: Of course I do. He's Syn Gates' father, and a kickass guitarist.

ape hangers 

A modification to the height of the handlebars on chopper-style motorcycles, raising the grips so far up above the seated rider that they appear to be "hanging" as they hold onto them; this causes the appearance of riders seeming similar to primates as they ride.
"My goodness, when Squid and Blade put those ape hangers on their bikes, they looked like two crazed gorillas."
ape hangers by Jake Barnes June 16, 2005
when your are so hungry that you become angry
Michelle became hangery when she spent all day shopping with Carolyn and Clay hadn't made dinner for them.
hangery by chicgirl January 8, 2009

Hangar Hound 

Someone who spends a lot of time around aircraft. See ramp rat, airport bum.

A "hangar" is a structure in which aircraft are kept. Many times you will find mechanics and/or pilots spending time there, talking about flying and telling stories. A Hangar Hound need not be a pilot or mechanic, but can just like being near aviation.
I had a good chat with the other hangar hounds the other day, we were discussing the air show coming up in June.