super anal jousting

this is the next step to anal jousting except its more violent and cruel. basically in summary, a males mate must bend over a table or something to hold themselves up with.as the mate is bent over with their butthole spread the male goes approximately 15 feet away from their partner and face their partners behind. the male then with a fully erected penis puts their arms behind their head and just sprints towards their mate. the penis is then used as a very violent joust in the brown eye of the mate and usually results in rectal bleeding

i got my girl to let me give her a super anal jousting move and boy did i pound that ass

super anal jousting by NinjaMrPatrick June 18, 2009

pictoral anal 

when you shove a picture frame up someones ass

ADRIENNE: hey mary do you think you have seen all of the crazy sex analogies out there
MARY: oh yea Adrienne, I have all of thoes covered
ADRIENNE: well...what about the pictoral anal
MARY: oh god whats that
ADRIENNE: its when you shove a picture frame up your bf's ass
MARY: I'll have to give that one a try next time!!!

pictoral anal by spellmynamerightforoncebitch December 14, 2010

fish anal

The ass of an fish.

Used as an insult.

1.
Random girl: Wow, she's such a fish anal.

Another random girl: Yeeah, I can't stand her.

2.
Random person: You're so stupid, Richard.

Richard: But at least I'm not a fish anal, you prick!

fish anal by Sir. Shita lot. September 24, 2011

Take Anal Correctly 

To take a cock in the ass without complaint or excessive crying. To get right stretched out without trying to slow things down on the penetrative stroke.

Yeah, it's nice to find a girl that can take anal correctly, I hate it when girls ruin my shwerve as I stick it in.

Take Anal Correctly by GlobalRecession November 29, 2010

Reverse Anal 

When, during a coital interlock with a man or woman, a cock is driven down the esophagus and exits through the anus like a tasty sex kabob

Montgumery: Reverse anal? Baby, you gonna stick it in my ass already?!
Washington: Suga Ima' stick it OUT yo ass!

Reverse Anal by Shitlord December 8, 2009

slimy fat anal 

a slimy fat anal occurs when a womans vagina and/or bunghole becomes engulfed by a large brick that then becomes slimy when attempted to be removed with i can't believe its not butter..

and the three little pigs cried "slimy fat anal!!!" alllll the way home..

slimy fat anal by Stachel >> April 19, 2005

double anal tug 

A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks. Kind of like a two-bunned hotdog.

Similar to ass job (first definition), but with two asses; much easier to perform.

Gavin got lucky at the bar last night and took these two thick booty hoes home, where they proceeded to jerk him off with a double anal tug. I got it all on video.

double anal tug by actionman777 April 2, 2010