betting on the monkey

Betting on a sure thing

This stock price is definitely going up. I am taking my savings and betting on the monkey!

betting on the monkey by Barry Starstar January 10, 2008

Benzinger 

Phrases frequently used by Physics teachers.

I heard the AP Physics teacher has a new Benzinger: "Tension is just a force."

Benzinger by Eggthrower January 15, 2008

genre bending 

Genre bending: When you take a (or many) classic type(s) of (movie\novel) subject(s) and set it (them) in a totally different type of setting.

The fil "Pumkin" is often recognized as one of the first examples of genre bending.

genre bending by Malthas October 13, 2016

bending my whistle 

To annoy, aggravate, or upset. Similar to jerk my chain, grind my gears, or twist my nipple. Refers both to the fact that a damaged whistle will not sound and also to bending the pitch of a whistle's note, i.e. changing one's mood (in this case, for the worse). Some read slight sexual innuendo in it.

"Did Leroy send you another stupid chain email?"
"Man, that guy is really bending my whistle."

bending my whistle by Josh Bruins January 11, 2008

bexting

Text messaging for the sole purpose of obtaining booty. Frequently done poorly while drinking.

Sometimes if Sharon drinks too much boxed wine, she engages in bexting so that her friends don't hear her begging for booty.

bexting by midget85742 October 18, 2008

throw you a beating 

To inflict bodily harm upon your person.

"If you keep talking smack, I will throw you a beating.

throw you a beating by Logan9a November 16, 2010

Interrogation Beatings 

When you are being questioned and at the same time getting beat up

Mr Hobson was handing out some severe interrogation beatings

Interrogation Beatings by Daniel Kirkup February 7, 2005