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HALF-BAKED 

Used to describe someone who is under the heavy influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
Jesus, I look at this band pic and you guys look HALF-BAKED.
HALF-BAKED by Joshiro007 February 15, 2003
Barker: a person selling produce at a open market whom Barks there prices aloud for customers to hear.

Barker: a person who strips the bark from trees to use for tanning.
the barker was selling fish at the market
Barker by muthabarker February 5, 2010

Baked Potato 

A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
Baked Potato by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
To do something under the influence of weed.
"I have not typed so bakedly"
bakedly by Some high person June 8, 2009

bakedasaurus 

adj. the state of being high on marijuana. optional suffix -rex indicates state of extreme highness.
Dude, I need some Funyuns, I'm bakedasaurus right now.
bakedasaurus by 10248 November 25, 2009

bakedpotatoing 

the act of wrapping your kids with saran wrap and multiple layers of clothes so they don't get wet while playing in the snow.
I should start bakedpotatoing the kids so they can go out and play.
bakedpotatoing by brandonsmom January 3, 2010