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Peeping Thrombosis 

Noun

1. A misfortunate event for the peeping tom, it's a term used to describe a person with voyeurism who creeps into a targets yard and hides in their bushes. This is someone whom the peeping tom has been stalking for months and has acquired a great deal of infatuation for in the process. When he pops his head up from the bushes and much to his shagrin, he finds his victim in the process of undressing and notices the window is open. From his vantage point, he gets a false sense of security based on the assertion that the curtains are completely obscuring him from view and in the heat of the moment, sticks his penis through the window. The peeping tom then experiences an elated, euphoric response and in his lustful ignorance, fails to notice the victim charging towards the window and slamming it on his penis.
"A peeping thrombosis sometimes occurs when spying on the girls at summer camp."
Peeping Thrombosis by billebllunt December 11, 2013

peelin paper

when you're paying for something at the local ghetto corner store, thumbing thru hella large bills, which have come from drug transactions, looking for a small bill to pay for your malt drink
tyrone: get me a malt, blood

jamal: ok, let me pull da wad
(starts thumbing thru $50 and $100's at a frantic pace)

tyrone: damn, jamal, you be peelin paper for a minute

jamal: hell yeah, blood
peelin paper by WSDC August 5, 2014
When you get to a restaurant or public place and immediately head straight to the bathroom. Similar to "making a beeline" towards something, but here it is an urgent direct route for imminent bodily function purposes.
I was sitting in Taco Bell and this lady came in and made a peeline for the bathroom.
peeline by Alley Cat Smith September 23, 2014

peeping fido 

Moment experienced during love making when you look up from your partner and into the eyes of a household pet. Can be accidental or intentional.
So I was doing this girl the other night and there was a peeping fido on the edge of the bed.

peeping dick 

When you can see just the tip of the head of an uncircumcised penis poking out of the foreskin and it catches a woman or man by surprise when they first see it.
So this guy I've been talking to came over last night and we started going at it for the first time. Much to my surprise I was caught off guard when I started to blow him and was face to face with his peeping dick!
peeping dick by skankweasel October 6, 2016

peeing rob 

A creepy young adult man sexually aroused by peeing at the same time as watching people undress or engage in sexual activity.
This morning there was a peeing rob in the gym bathroom watching me shower.
peeing rob by Megriffin July 24, 2016