skurpies 

A condition known to affect chronic matijuana smokers. Symptoms include extreme lethargy, poor diet, foul odor and shitty attitude.

Dude I haven't gotten laid since I contracted these skurpies that time billy was on my roof.

skurpies by Ajskurp69 November 22, 2015

Slumpt

Verb; The act of being so black out drunk you pass out in spots that are normally not meant for sleeping. Often times the individual looks like they are in a coma or dead.

-You see your friend, Jon, passed out on the kitchen table after a long night of binge drinking

"Damn, he's fucking slumpt"

Slumpt by Mitocondria September 21, 2014

Ski Mask The Slump God 

an underrated rapper who is/was friends with XXXTENTACION.

ski is an underrated rapper so go listen to his music, you'll love it.

babywipe - ski mask the slump god
h2o - ski mask the slump god ft. xxxtentacion
catch me outside - ski mask the slump god

take a step back - ski mask the slump god ft. xxxtentacion
doihavethesause? - ski mask the slump god
coolest monkey in the jungle - ski mask the slump god
life is short - ski mask the slump god
freddy vs jason - ski mask the slump god & xxxtentacion

honestly just go search ski mask the slump god or ski mask and listen to his music.

guy 1: " you listened to ski mask's new song? "
guy 2: "yea."
guy 1: " sounded amazing. "
random person: " yo ski mask the slump god always got good music. "

Ski Mask The Slump God by llaaccyy August 12, 2018

slurpper 

When one swallows ones love juices, the noise made when swallowing sperm, or someone who overly enjoys sucking cock and swallowing male sperm

She loves cock so much she's a slurpper

slurpper by mitch00uk March 28, 2015

Dick-slurping run 

A highly athletic sexual activity that involves three people and two unicycles. One unicyclist pedals backward with his arms extended while completely naked. Then the other unicyclist pedals forwards while bent over giving the other unicyclist a fellatio in the process which makes the two unicyclists look like a human bicycle. Finally the third person rides atop the human bicycle grabbing the arms of the first unicyclist to use as handlebars.

Guy A: Hey I gotta go a few friends and I are going on a dick-slurping run

Guy B: Hey can I come along too?

Guy A: No it's a one seater

Dick-slurping run by G-man-to-the-max December 19, 2014

slrp slrp 

The noise you make when you see a super hot guy that you wanna hook up with

Jenny: "Ashley look at that lifegaurd, hes so hooot"
Ashley: slrp slrp DAMMNNN PAPI

slrp slrp by Olap January 26, 2017

Turtle Slerpping

When you slowly pull your penis out of a woman's vagina while the woman clenches her vagina causing a slerpping sound.

I was in the middle of fucking and i pulled my groin. So i slowly got up and heard a slerping sound come out from beneath me. I realized that we had just been "Turtle Slerpping"

Turtle Slerpping by FuckYouAssWhole October 4, 2010