Remoteitis 

A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.

Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.

Remoteitis by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011

remote control plane

A small, often scale model of a real plane that is controlled remotely by a small handheld device. These aircraft can usually go anywhere from 20 dollars to thousands depending on what you do. These aircraft can do 300 MPH if you get the right equipment, typically a pulsejet is going to be the fastest thing you can get, but you should consider getting a small high winged trainer aircraft to start with.

Taquisha: I am a negro.
Frank: We know.

Frank: Hey did you see that pulsejet at the remote control plane show yesterday?
Greg: Yeah, someone said it did like 280 MPH!

remote control plane by Brownturd December 1, 2013

recovery pizza 

A pizza ordered to provide sustenance after the occurance if a culinary disaster.

Oh, man! Phil's little cooking experiment sucks! He better order up a recovery pizza so we can eat.

recovery pizza by AdamMc1105 December 1, 2013

Recovery Blunt 

A blunt smoked after a long night of drinking in order to: a. Get you super stoned and b. Help ease the hangover the next morning

*waking up the next morning after drinking* man I'm glad I smoked that recovery blunt last night. I got super high and now I don't feel too hungover

Recovery Blunt by Kim Bong Il August 15, 2015

Remote wrestling 

When two people decide the station choice on the tv by wrestling over the remote control.

"Hey bro, stick HBO on Game of Thrones is about to start"
"Not until I've finished watching this"
"Right then, remote wrestling to decide!!!"

Remote wrestling by Xamol July 14, 2017

Remote interpersonal research (RIR) 

To excessively stalk people on the internet without them knowing you exist

Me: I did some remote interpersonal research (RIR) and found the Facebook, Instagram, his mom's Instagram of that cute medical student I saw on campus.
You: How? You don't even know his name.
Me: I scrolled through hundreds of Facebook profiles to find him.

Remote interpersonal research (RIR) by RIR17 October 19, 2017

remote dictionary 

The opposite to the Urban Dictionary.

Remote dictionary
"You should not be defining this on the Urban dictionary!"

remote dictionary by essenceofexistence May 15, 2018