Too Soon Guilt 

The immediate sense of shame one feels after blurting out an insensitive joke regarding a tragic incident.

I had a great joke in my facebook status regarding George Zimmerman's ruling, but deleted it because of Too Soon Guilt.

Too Soon Guilt by thebetterfriend2 August 26, 2013

White guilt 

1) Something that only non-racist whites experience.

2) When white person is ashamed of being white due to association with racism and discrimination that white people as race are source of.

A lot of white Black Lives Matter members experience White Guilt to their association with White People

White guilt by dasdenz June 2, 2017

White guilt 

The truth, because they stole everyone else's culture.

White boy: Why do I feel inferior to everyone else, even though we stole everything from the rest of the world and cliamed it for ourselves. We even live in caves while the rest of the world (people of color) were advancing in technology, music, science, etc., so we had to steal their culture because actually, our brain can only think to steal, kill, and destroy!
Person of Color: That's called white guilt!

White guilt by cassidymac June 24, 2009

White guilt 

What we white people, contrary to what the degenarate soc-med culture thinks, don't exactly seem to have.

how dare the media define white guilt for me? I can do it on my own.

White guilt by Uncle Dimma June 5, 2021

carbon guilt

resulting buyers remorse that ensues from purchasing a carbon fiber body part for an automobile that is expensive to the buyer, with the buyer soon realizing that said part has no effect on increasing performance /speed /power of said automobile.

guy1: I spent all my paycheck to install a carbon fiber hood, but i ain't seeing any difference.
guy1: Man ... i got serious carbon guilt.
guy2: Didn't I tell you to buy the Turbo Kit instead??? Dumb ass!!!

carbon guilt by gearbox360 October 16, 2008

TiVO Guilt 

The feeling of guilt when you realize you have recorded more shows than you have time to watch.

"My TiVO is recording 30 hours of shows everyday...I don't have time for anything else. I'm suffering from TiVO guilt."

"Dude, go get a fucking life"

TiVO Guilt by jollygreengiant01 December 16, 2008

The Guilt is in the Closet Syndrome

When you buy an article of clothing that, at the time, you "must have" and then end up hanging it up in your closet with the tags still on it and never wearing it. This then results in whenever you look in your closet you feel guilty when you spot that piece of clothing, but yet you still don't want to wear it. One may feel guilt for a number of reasons anything from feeling as if you wasted your money on something you never wear to feeling like you have so much clothes and yet still feel like there is nothing to wear!

Mom-Honey, get dressed it is almost time for school.
Daughter-Mom I can't...
Mom-Look, it isn't that hard all you gotta do is open up you closet door and-
Daughter-No I really CAN'T!
Mom-Why not!?
Daughter-Because...I have the guilt is in the closet syndrome.
Mom-Ooh...I knew you'd never wear that shirt!

The Guilt is in the Closet Syndrome by nothing to wear September 22, 2009