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Juss flippin' yer switchiz 

Da humorous "addendum remark" dat ya write after texting a sarcastic/silly remark, to let your message's recipient know dat you were merely kidding around wif him.
Me: Zheeeesh... dat sure was some blizzard we had last night --- da trees and bushes are all covered wif snow!
You: I see dat --- well, it should perfect weather to put on a bathing suit and charge headlong into da underbrush!
Me: Iz you plumb-insane??? I'd get all cold and wet wif da fresh snow deluging down on my bare skin!!!
You: I knooooowwwwwww....!!! Juss flippin' yer switchiz, Dude... (wink, tongue-out emoticons)
Me: Smart-a**!! :P :P

You gotta put yer sockchs onnn 

The act of putting your socks on when inhaling paint fumes and sleep deprivation catch up to you
Person 1: Eyy bro I'm really tired and I'm feeling gooood after inhaling these paint fumes

Person 2:You gotta put yer sockchs onnn

Yer da sells the Avon

Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"

The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.
"Yer a tit"

"Fuck off pal, yer da sells the Avon"

*kills self*

yer da sells Avon 

A Scots/Scottish insult translating roughly as “Your father is a cosmetics salesman.”

Yer Da Sells Avon 

Is a Scottish term that translates into

Your dad sells cosmetics
Person: that’s right ya fucking fanny walk away

Me: will you shut he fuck up mate? Yer da sells Avon, you fucking pussy

yer da sells sandwiches 

Similar to: yer da sells avon

Yoshi/Jon a true genius has made a new Scottish-Discord Originated insult. If someone says this to you, lose all hope in life.
Oi ya eejit, yer da sells sandwiches