9 year old 

A boy who plays Call of Duty and tells his mom to bring him energy drinks, then cussing her out for bringing him Red Bull instead of Monster, then cussing you out incorrectly for shooting him.

9 year old:You brung me Red Bull! Hey punk you shot me you turd! GET WRECKED!!!!

9 year old by Cracka531 May 23, 2014

cringey 9 year old 

(n.)
1. An child (possibly 9 years old) that screams into his mic and calls the person who killed him a "hacker" when playing a online multiplayer game (i.e. Fortnite)
2. A child (possibly 9 years old) that plays a online mulitplayer game (i.e. Fortnite) and is salty the whole time.
3. A child (possibly 9 years old) that is a brat on the internet/social media.

Kid: You are a hacker! Imma ban you for hacking! My dad owns (insert developer/company of game) and he can ban you!
More mature person: Aw man, I am playing with a cringey 9 year old.

cringey 9 year old by Other_Person February 8, 2020

9 year old 

A 9 year old is a wild beast. they can usually be found:
*Infesting Fortnite, trying to get a close-range kill with a sniper rifle.
*On Youtube, making a 5 subscribers special.
*Playing Minecraft, screaming ear-piercingly loud about how they found diamonds.
*Hiding in Roblox, waiting for someone to come out of the museum in jailbreak.
*Dabbing. this is actually the most common activity of the wily 9 year old.
*Trying to make friends on Animal jam, unaware that the game would be dead if national geographic didn't sponsor it.

9 year old: hey, want to friend me in fortnite?
Average fortnite player (40 years old): Um... No.
9 year old: Then I'm gonna report you!

9 year old by KentuckyFriedDickin November 29, 2018

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.

"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl by basedwhip February 15, 2023

Ridden Like a Priest on a 9 Year Old

A Term used to describe the ride on a four-point leaf-sprung suspension vehicle. Usually in a way to describe either immense anger or arse-aching pain. Context: Vehicles that carry leaf spring suspension on all four wheels are inherently amazing for weight loading but, intensely painful for any form of bumps. Although reliable and excellent and at the best of times, will remind you how it would feel to become instantly homeless when you hit a speed bump at Morley Galleria.
-Used to describe vehicles such as Early Landcruisers, Early Nissan Patrols, and old vehicles
- Point of note, as leafs are added from five upwards take one off age of child being ridden by priest. 8 Leaf = 8 Year old.

"The 75 Series rode like a big pillow on the blacktop, but as soon as she was off-road it was ridden like a priest on a 9 year old"
" Fuck me dead these springs suck arse, ridden like a priest on a 9 year old I'll say"

Ridden Like a Priest on a 9 Year Old by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

9 year old 

Fortnite player

Billy:"Mommy, mommy, I'm a 9 year old now so I can play fortnite!"
Mom: " You're a disappointment and I hope you get aids."

9 year old by ReloadzzRenegade October 17, 2019

9 year old 

most toxic thing on planet earth

commonly found spending 69 hours a day playing fortnite boattle royale

9 year old: OMG fuck shit cunt die motherfucker goddam die you useless bitch why wont you die omg i play fortnite and i have no braincells fuck shit dick ass

me: pulls out the child reppelent

9 year old by just_a_normal_idiot September 2, 2021