midnight wormhole

when your dog in the background making erodic noises wile you stick 3 metal or steel bars up your anus in the midnight

bro u lowkey tryna get a midnight wormhole

midnight wormhole by ughhhhh February 20, 2018

Porn Wormhole 

To watch porn videos in a rapid manner until reaching climax. Traveling through the time and space of porn and all it has to offer. Each video is watched for 1 minute until clicking a related video.

I'm going to be late man, I got caught in the porn wormhole for a couple hours.

Porn Wormhole by Grumblerton September 9, 2015

Turkish Wormhole 

When one has held in a fart for a prolonged period of time and the flatulence is at the point of release, so to avoid social indecency one clenches their sphincter and sucks the fart back up into their colon

After we went out to eat Indian food, I was watching this movie with my slampiece and she was rubben' my junk. But the whole time I was holding in a fart so I pulled a Turkish Wormhole so that my wicked curry smelling shit wouldn't cockblock me.

Turkish Wormhole by plyd011 November 11, 2011

Galactic Wormhole 

A homosexual act between two(or more) men where, at least one individual is uncircumsized, and the partner(s) insert their penises into his loose foreskin.

Engage warp drive, and into the Galactic Wormhole!

Galactic Wormhole by The Deragon Master October 2, 2009

Ear Wormhole 

When you do a search on YouTube for a song and an after an hour of random videos you wonder WTF did you just watch.

I just did a search for that Michael Bolton video and went down an ear wormhole.

Ear Wormhole by MadmanGta February 24, 2017

Wath Wormhole

When you meet someone on a camp of some sort, then they pretend not to know you afterwards

Jezza :- Yoo, Bill just Wath Wormholed me man
Harry :- Wow, feelsbadman

Wath Wormhole by DickSmasherMcIronCock December 7, 2017

African Wormhole

When men do not ejaculate correctly and the cum inside the dick hole dries up. When it is removed, the cum will look like a tape-worm which refers to Africa's tapeworm issue.

Sister: Damn bro did you come back from Africa? That tapeworm is long as fuck!
Brother: Nah man it was the African Wormhole...

African Wormhole by Super MONkey I fucking drunk May 17, 2018