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Dual-wielding 

"Dual-wielding" describes the instance in which you are masturbating with one hand and holding your porn source (e.g. mobile device, laptop, magazine, etc.) in the other hand.
Person 1: Hey bro, can you help me with finding the milk?
Masturbator: Nah man, I'm dual-wielding. Gimme a couple seconds.

Person: Babe, can you hand me the toilet paper - I'm dual-wielding.
Dual-wielding by pussy_ass_bitch January 5, 2021

Global Weirding

Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.
Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.
Global Weirding by Creativelingo February 21, 2021

Dual Wielding 

Wielding duel
What does dual wielding mean?
Dual Wielding by I’m.sad January 15, 2022

dual wielding 

stroking your johnson with both hands at the same time
i’m dual wielding right now
dual wielding by auxtin January 5, 2024

Vagina Wielding Twink

"If these vagina wielding twinks don't stop taking my cash"