Valencia High School 

Second richest school in the Santa Clarita Valley, behind west Ranch. School is pretty laid back, a lot of rich kids, mostly white and asian with the occasional mexican and black. There are too many people selling weed but alot of kids are buying so its all good. Home to plenty of potheads. Really easy to get drugs at this school. Lots of hot girls. got some good sports programs. Almost everyone hates where they live who gos to Valencia High so they try to act like theyre from somewhere "cool" even though theyre just like everyone else.
There are groups like hippie type people, jocks, popular kids, vampires, blacks, asians (koreans), mexicans, then everyone else just blends in.

Kid: Ey dawg where can i get some bud?

Kid 2: Just go down to Valencia High School, everyone's selling it there.

Kid 1: thanks man

Kid 2: oh yeah, and theres a bunch of hippies there so if you want some acid or x then they can hook you up.

Kid 1: okay cool.

Valencia High School by Treevite June 8, 2009

Valencia Club de Fútbol 

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.

Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.

Valencia Club de Fútbol by Brun_LP October 12, 2010

Valenbirth Effect

The extreme sexual behavior received on a person’s birthday because their birthday happens to be on Valentine’s Day

Person 1: You think Charlie gonna get to second base tonight?
Person 2: Dude, cuz of the Valenbirth Effect he’s going all the way to home plate

Valenbirth Effect by Zakeel May 11, 2020

Me vale madre 

"I don't give a fuck" in spanish.

Literally means, "It means mother to me", madre can be a used as a curse word.

John: I love you, David! ^_^

David: Me vale madre. >_>

Me vale madre by Kami-sama February 1, 2005

Vagilent 

A woman who is fastidious about the cleanliness of their vagina.

I'm glad my new girlfriend Jennifer is so vagilent- I never have to wonder what I'm going to get in that area.

Vagilent by edsmsl December 31, 2008

E-vailable 

When one is available for receiving e-mail. This sometimes results in one 'swarming around his inbox' and doing nothing useful except waiting for a certain important e-mail.

I stayed at home, just to be e-vailable.

E-vailable by Richel Bilderbeek August 1, 2007

Maida Vale 

1. Slang for an upper class part of town.
2. A ranking in fame or wealth.
3. Used comparison in a comparison between something that’s good, usually the better option of the two.

1. The Maida Vale of this city is amazing.
2. I wanna be like him! In Maida Vale!
3. I’d rather be in Maida Vale than be famous.

Maida Vale by Genomenreu DDD January 28, 2023