Turtle Tanked

When you fuck a girl from behind and her ass smells like a hot turtle tank.

Me and Jaycie had sex, and she turtle tanked me. She must have taken a huge shit right before we did it.

Turtle Tanked by Hogger09 April 5, 2022

Tucked Up 

To be tucked up is to be outwitted, conned, or otherwise beaten in a cunning or sly sort of way.

We've been tucked up, while he's been cleaning up.

(from the film "Snatch")

Tucked Up by HevayBurtation March 31, 2016

tuned up 

The act of receiving or delivering a "no holds barred" beating by one indiviual or several individuals.

Yo, that wigger got tuned up!

tuned up by druzicka July 14, 2005

Tanked 

Taking an attack with minimum damage, showing high durability.

The Third Raikage tanked Naruto's Futon: Rasenshuriken

The tank tanked that rocket!

Superman tanked the missile and saved the day.

Tanked by SSM12 September 27, 2012

tuned to the moon 

Someone who is either an idiot, or spends too much time taking drugs. Someone who shows signs of minimal intelligence and/or common sense.

This phrase can be used in an offensive or a friendly context.

"Look at that prick, he's fuckin tuned to the moon, so he is"

"Ah've goat my giro, ah'm gonna be well tuned tae the moon the night so ah am"

tuned to the moon by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

Tankedgiving 

It's the version of Thanksgiving you have with just your friends the weekend before everyone has to hang out with their families. Usually involves getting tanked and eating turkey.

Jen: What are you bringing to Tankedgiving this year?
Kat: Green bean casserole and 4 bottles of Cabernet

Tankedgiving by Kitty McClaw April 17, 2009

tuned up 

~to conume excessive amounts of alcohol
a.k.a. drunk

She is so tuned up

tuned up by manderz December 4, 2003