torque

someone who is excessively stupid. a an idiot. dim witted.

"joey put foil in the microwave again,
god what a freakinn torque!"

by mandy July 1, 2004

torque

When something or someone is torque, you veiw them or it with a high amount of envy, in that you wish you were like them or had the thing. To sum it up, means pretty much the same as cool. Yeah, cool.

Dude, I went down to Gosnells the other day.
Oh dude, its sweet isnt it?
Oh yeah bruh, fucking torque.
Totaly torque mate. Totaly torque.

by some wise arse dude September 4, 2007

Torque

To take a cheap shot at someone, and completely murk them
Made by Athens Academy class of 2012

Dude I torqued him in the nuts. I dont htink he will have any kids.

by Athens Academy 2012 September 14, 2007

Torque

The amount of force required to piss in the toilet with morning wood or a piss boner

I had to use so much torque on my morning wood this morning my heels came off the ground!

by aquafly November 18, 2010

torque

To acquire goods or merchandise through unethical methods. To steal.

Johnny - "Hey man, where did you get those dope rims?" Frankie- "I fuckin torqued 'em last night"

by Vincent_Vega April 26, 2006

torque

Torque is so great that he is awesome!

What an awsome guy, that Torque

by T March 24, 2003

Torque

A type of blowjob. Consists of sucking the phallus in an up and down motion of the head while simultaneously (with both hands) stroking, in a twisting pattern, up and down the shaft as well.

"Dude, I was sitting in Physics, and all I could think about was the last time I got torqued."

by MNYA MNYA MNYA December 12, 2009