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A tooter is usually a cut straw or pen that is used to smoke blues or fetty with.

You can also use it to snort your shit.

Nowadays they have reusable straws that are either metal, glass or plastic which makes for a great life long tooter; it builds up resin and when you have nothing you can scrape it out. If it’s a metal one you can roll it around a flame and hit the resin rather than scraping.
I can’t find my tooter anywhere! Fuck!! I had so much resin in that thing I need to find it!
Tooter by Eyeswallow September 19, 2023
A cute term for an anus.
Oh man - my tooter is sore from farting so hard!
tooter by joe995 October 2, 2023

Tooter Wrench 

When a girls vagina is too lose. Take your right hand and insert your thumb into the asshole. Then torque it to the right to give a tighter sensation to the vagina. Always remember the golden rule, 'righty tighty, lefty loosy'.
Man Morgan's vagina was so loose I just had to give the the tooter wrench.
Tooter Wrench by Aujasc123 June 22, 2009

tooter shooter 

After having intercourse with a girl, doggy-style, you get that familiar feeling when you're about to finish. Then, you pull out, and aim your load for her anus. Thus, the tooter shooter is cum-plete.
Michael: I'm gonna finish!
Sharkeisha: Pull out!
Michael: Here comes the tooter shooter!
tooter shooter by Sackster5569 July 15, 2016

tooter mcshooter 

the stage of a skateboard trick in which you lose control of your board and it zooms out from under your feet, this happens usually on over-waxed flatbars or steep handrails.
POP! goes the board, wham the deck slams onto the rail, woosh!! the skater loses control and the board ZOOMS from under him.

Matt L promptly states, "that was a tooter mcshooter"

tooter mcgruder 

When u let out a meaty ass toot on playstation late at night and everyone hears it
*TooT* oh man that was a Tooter Mcgruder