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Tedious tonguing 

When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:
as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".
Tedious tonguing by Robert Head December 24, 2008

tonguebanging 

You will get a tonguebanging for your bad behaviour
tonguebanging by leelee10 February 28, 2011
When an asian person is throwing up because they can't handle their booze.
Chung-Ching, everytime we go out you're always tonging!
tonging by Anon January 28, 2004
When you eat something, like a food, you are tonguen that item.
I'm tonguen a krispy. (rice krispy)
I was just tonguen a fruit snack.
tonguen by Yvonna Hump A Lot March 4, 2008

Tonguing 

When one uses their super long tongue actively.
Last night I noticed my fathers super long tongue, while he was tonguing my mom.
Tonguing by TheREALRedVans0 February 19, 2017

tonguing 

in oral sex, this is one of the most pleasurable things a woman can do to a man, besides deep-throating. It is where she "fingers" his hole at the tip of his glans and sticks the tip of her tongue inside.
Damn right, that girl can give a hell of a good blow job. It's a skill, you know--she does it all right and at the right time--the licking, the sucking, the tonguing, the deep-throating, and the swallowing
tonguing by sexsexsexsex May 18, 2008