tiny todger

A minute penis

Oakley has a tiny todger

tiny todger by gyffufutfc,k November 8, 2018

timmy todger 

A timmy todger is when a young male wakes up with morning glory (erection as you wake up) and decides to wank (masterbate) it off, usually before school starts.

Retard: I had a timmy todger this morning
Normal guy: Fuck off, your weird.

timmy todger by misster sexy January 7, 2014

little todger 

Little penis

Wow you got a very little todger !! IT'S TINY

little todger by Djfjrndjf3j June 3, 2017

Jammy Todger 

(n) the act of self-pleasuring using jam as a lubricant

I ran out of moisturizer but did find some jam so had a crafty jammy todger.

Jammy Todger by voloscrew September 2, 2023

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

Vodka Todger by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

Tewksbury Todger 

The sexual act of dipping ones erect penis into cake batter before inserting it into the partner's mouth for a blow job. Not to be confused with the Royal Tewksbury Todger, which is the same but with blueberry sauce added on top of the cake batter.

She loves sweets, which means tonight is the night that I break out the Tewksbury Todger!

Tewksbury Todger by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Stinging todger 

Chlamydia. Prince Harry called his penis a todger…so it’s it’s stinging it’s a symptom of chlamydia

Nah mate you’ve got a stinging todger that’s a symptom of chlamydia

Stinging todger by Danielgotremarkt July 4, 2024