tinker stinker 

An early morning, pre-game poop giving fantasy football owners alone time to ponder their lineups and adjust as needed. It often leads to over-thinking possible scenarios and making too many adjustments, usually negatively impacting the team's performance. Popularized by the character Rodney Ruxin on the FX show "The League".

Guy 1: Dude, where have you been all morning? The first games are about to kick-off!
Guy 2: I didn't know whether to start Fred Jackson or Andre Johnson in my flex position. I needed a long tinker stinker to adjust my team and eventually I changed my whole lineup around.

tinker stinker by taylen24 October 14, 2013

tinkerbell'd 

when you go out and get drunk with your buddies, with the thought of acid in the background of your mind. then y'alll arrive back to the pad, and y'all take some acid and feel hella fucked up.

Dude1: dude we should get some JIB
dude2: yeah that sound like pretty cool thing to do while were drunk.
dude3: yeah lets do it
dude4: Nah fuck that shit i got acid lets get tinkerbell'd

tinkerbell'd by almondroca April 20, 2011

Tindership 

When a guy meets you on Tinder but wants the girlfriend experience without actually committing to you.

"Jonathan likes me to sleep over, cook together and watch a movie at home before we fuck, we are definitely in a Tindership"

Tindership by SeeFishBee September 29, 2014

Tinkerfuck 

Someone who constantly merges two ideas that don't fit together "because it's cool".

"Andy, what if there was a game like assassins creed, but with Pokemon?"
"Brian, that's stupid, quit being a tinkerfuck."

Tinkerfuck by Buggums March 14, 2022

Tinker belled 

When a man slaps or taps his penis on the nose of the person giving the blow job.

Per an episode of Discovery channel's "scared straight"

Prisoner to Juvenile: I can't wait for your punk ass to get in here. I'm going to make you my bitch and tinker bell that baby face with my dick.
Prison Guard to Juvenile: You don't want to be tinker belled in here boy. Thats when he slaps his dick on your nose, while he forces you to give him a blow job.

Tinker belled by TheBDMan January 15, 2017

Tinker Tonk

A skilled gamer with varying degrees of madness. Usually a term used when trying to describe someone who is a combination of Caboose and Brak. Anything goes with this off-the-wall player. Buckle Up.

Tom : "What do you think is the main reason kids today hate school so much?"

John : "The goalposts on a football field make shadows."

Tom : "You are such a Tinker Tonk."

Tinker Tonk by Cryptic Falcon December 9, 2008

Tinkering 

To mess around with something and you don't really have a clue what your doing.

"Make sure Ed isn't tinkering with my car, I need that thing for work."

"Don't even tinker with my vacuum, I'll send it back to the shop."

Tinkering by Kitsme October 26, 2011