milk thistle 

The end of the penis where ejaculate appears to drip from after a man finishes is called a milk thistle.

A friend of mine recommended I give Julia a go, as he was quite impressed by the work she did last night on his milk thistle.

milk thistle by whinoleum May 14, 2011

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle 

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

face like a fox licking shit off a thistle by grumpyboy December 27, 2005

milk thistle 

A seemingly discrete way your friend hides his pot.

Brian knew Danielle was up to something when he saw a bottle of milk thistle in her dad's ass.

milk thistle by Cuz December 14, 2004

Admiring the thistle 

A Scottish person's way of saying jerking off

Aye, I walked into me bedroom and found Iain admiring the thistle

Admiring the thistle by ewwan April 7, 2017

shit thistle 

An amusing welcome, or internet comment used between friends, when there is mutual respect for each others ability to be offensive. Used when sexist, racist, and all other sorts of politically incorrect language has lost all ability to shock.

Neil: Sup, Cock-Rocket?

D: Fuck off you fucking Shit thistle.

shit thistle by Neil Holland October 16, 2006

Partick Thistle 

An aweful football team from Maryhill, Glasgow that plays in the first division against fellow shit unheard of teams. The club has no previous history because they are pish. The team play at firhill stadium, which is a suitable name because the park consists of a hill, 3 empty stands and the poor burger van, who does not receive any sales as the only people to attend are the bams from maryhill who have already spent their gyro on drugs and booze.

The fans of "thistle" try to involve themselves with the old firm, but they can certainly not compete with the likes of champions Rangers.

Man 1: Ever heard of that team Partick Thistle?

Man 2: Nope

Man 1: Me neither

Partick Thistle by relentless1066 November 13, 2011

Twat Thistle 

A great thing to call somebody.
Meant to be mean, but can also be the nickname of someone really awesome

Mayo: You're such a Twat Thistle!

CP: What's up Twat Thistle?

Twat Thistle by Brother Twat Thistle January 19, 2011