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Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg 

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.
Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain

Sock through the pant leg

Something so out of pocket, that you could pull your sock up thorough your pant leg
Friend 1: The reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend2: That’s soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh

Tapping the fat leg

The Peg Leg Pirate 

When a girl is giving you head and you shoot it in her mouth then you punch her in the eye and stomp on her foot. She is hopping around on one foot holding her eye just like a pirate with a peg leg.
After I shot it in her mouth I gave her the peg leg pirate!!!

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus 

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

The numb leg shit 

That satisfying feeling when you are mid shit and your legs get that static feeling of partial numbness makeing your shit extraordinary and satisfying
To have the numb leg shit ,
Take a seat for your shit cross one leg over the other then sit back lifting your foot from flat to tippy toes and wait while you shit slides out and

the feeling envelopes you