Get me the government!

noun:
A declaration that one is about to auto-defenestrate.

"Get me the government!"
*jumps out of a window*

Get me the government! by Isa DL January 13, 2023

Did you do the government homework? 

A question asked during an awkward moment

After he saw his date to the Winterball wasn't enjoying the slow dance with him, Zak turned to Paul and asked "So Paul, did you do the government homework?" Paul believing that there really was government homework that he had forgotten about, pushed his date away, and turned to ask Evan if there was government homework. Even, also thinking that there was government homework that he had forgotten, pushed his date away also.

Did you do the government homework? by Zak Zippert March 18, 2010

fuck the government

phrase commonly heard coming out of the mouths of uninformed preteen retards who like to think they know what's going on in the world.

retard: "fuck the government"
retard 2: "wow your cool, you hate the goverment too??"

fuck the government by ShaunyBoy May 9, 2005

Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? 

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.

Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."

Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Psychology of the Government

The study of how individuals experience and relate to the day-to-day institutions that administer public life—bureaucracies, agencies, officials, and the endless forms. Government is the state made tangible: the DMV, the tax collector, the social worker, the police officer. The psychology of the government examines how these encounters shape citizens' sense of themselves (as subjects, clients, or partners), their trust in institutions (fair treatment builds legitimacy), and their political behavior (bad experiences breed cynicism). It also examines the psychology of those who work in government—how they cope with bureaucracy, maintain public service motivation, or succumb to the dehumanizing effects of processing people like cases.

Example: "She applied the psychology of the government to understand her grandmother's deep distrust of authority. A single traumatic encounter with a housing official decades ago had colored everything since. The government wasn't abstract to her; it was that official, forever. The psychology explained why one bad experience could poison an entire relationship with the state."

Psychology of the Government by Dumu The Void February 16, 2026

National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day 

On November 11th, you can kidnap any one girl and submit her to the government for illegal human experimentation to stop COVID-19 and other international threats in the future

Boy: Hey it's November 11th
Girl: Ok and
Boy: It's national submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day
Girl: What does that mean
Boy: It means get in the van

National submit a girl to the government for illegal human experimentation day by Altruis November 10, 2020

Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra 

The best line in the whole entire film or movie.

*credit scene after movie*

Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?

Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D

Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra by Big Seth Everman Energy December 28, 2019