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Snap the goose

Last night I met this girl from Quebec and she let me snap the goose.

I'm pulling the goose's neck

" i'm pulling the goose's neck since you don't satisfy me enough

Bruce the Goose 

Bruce is a Canadian goose, named by the students of Illinois State University. Depending on who you ask, Bruce has been

a. Harassing the students of ISU over his local nest made with his wife Lucy, which cannot be removed due to Federal Law
b. Protecting the students from evil outside forces.
c. Replaced by another violent goose who is not really the kind Bruce the students know & love

There has been fan art, goose merch, memes and more made of Bruce the Goose, and he is a campus celebrity.
"Bruce the Goose was surrounded by police today to stop students from picking fights with him"

gobble the goose 

susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie's goose!
gobble the goose by haley December 30, 2003

juice the goose 

"My mom walked in on me juicin' the goose, I was so embarrassed"

"Where's Johnny?"
"I dunno, probably ran off to juice the goose."
juice the goose by awbabygurl March 21, 2017

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence 

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.