THE CONCORDIA 

It's when you do it doggy style, but instead of using a condom you use a sandwhich baggie. Without taking the sandwhich out. Just to get the squishy feeling of lunch meat inside you. Then when you're done, you do 69. Then you shove a live porcupine up her vagina & listen to her shriek. while she's shrieking, you hit her with a bus. Then you bake cupcakes, & AFTER taking the porcupine OUT, shove cupcakes up her ass & vagina, & stick it in there. Then throw the body in a nearby lake. Then eat the sandwhich as you watch her sink.

"Hey man, do you know where my mother is? I haven't seen her today"
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."

THE CONCORDIA by Scott & Jenn July 2, 2006

The Connolizer 

Whilst engaged in doggy style with a female, just before you come, give her a swift jab to the ribs to increase your manly status.

I was screwing your sister and i Connolized her. I think i broke her ribs.

The Connolizer makes me feel like a true man.

The Connolizer by Nix0r March 24, 2007

The Condor 

Deep within the bowels of James River High School, four men belonging to the meanest clique in the white suburbs of Chesterfield, created what has been described as “ a dance that is a metaphor for the streets”. I speak of course of The Condor, a dance that takes skill, dedication, focus and a six foot wing span.

How To Do The Condor: First squat with your knees bowed out. Then balance on the toes of your feet like a triumphant predatory bird on the hunt. Finally, begin to flap your arms in a graceful yet aggressive manor like that of a Condor, letting everyone around you know you are a boss.

It’s best to do the Condor at Prom, pep rallies or in public places in the presence of strangers. Always begin any “car dance” with a solid 45 second Condor. Remember that by doing the Condor you are letting everyone within a 50 foot radius know that you are the shit, simply by paying homage to the greatest avian species on Earth. Long live the CONDOR!

"Wow, that kid is sick-tight at The Condor, I bet he gets all the ladies"
~ Anonymous

The Condor by OperationOposition May 26, 2009

The Condor 

When a man gets behind a woman wraps his arms around her waist with his penis inserted in the vagina. Has her grip a hand rail or headboard, lifts his legs and begins flapping them like a condor.

I met this chick last night and gave her the condor!!!

The Condor by JCVRLV March 31, 2008

the CONDOR 

The act of rearing up like a bird mid-cloitis, and screeching like a condor or for the more patriotic, a Bald Eagle.

"Dude so i was fucking this chick in the ass last night, and i totally gave her the condor.

the CONDOR by Cap'n Condor November 8, 2008

the conner

Dumb asshole

This dude is the Conner

the conner by Hshsjesgsuhebsb July 25, 2017

the connolly 

a sexual act involving placing four fingers in a girls vagina at the same time and flapping them about wildly.

named after the high school teacher of the same name

boy 1: so did you get any last night?

boy 2: aw yea i gave her the connolly

the connolly by KR28 October 10, 2011