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Textually transmitted disease 

Addicting books that are spread from person to person. (Word of mouth or lent)

Most commonly Twilight, the first textually transmitted disease ever.

HOW TO GET A TTD.
If you you had Twilight, and you lent it to your friend, you gave your friend a TTD.

If you told your friend about Twilight and they bought it, you gave your friend a TTD.

If someone recommended Twilight to you, and you bought it (no matter how many months later), you have a TTD.

The only people who do not have TTDs are those who have not read the book yet, or those who saw it in the bookstore themselves and brought it without recommendation.
"Can I borrow New Moon? I just finished Twilight in three hours, it was that addicting..."
"Sorry, I lent it to Mike."
"DAMN IT! You give me a textually transmitted disease and you don't even give me a treatment?"
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textually harass 

the act of annoying the hell out of someone with text messages. To harass via mobile text
Hey, Ty give me your number so i can textually harass you later when i'm bored.

No.

Textually attractive

A textually attractive person texts in complete sentences, uses proper grammar, is witty and otherwise intelligent sounding in written communication.
The woman I met on Hinge says she’s willing to meet with me because after several nights of being of texting, she confessed she finds me incredibly textually attractive !”
Textually attractive by PaKir February 28, 2019

Textually transmitted unease 

Salman Rushdie's The Satanic Verses caused textually transmitted unease throughout the ummah

Textually Transmitted Disease 

TTD. Developed when radiation from massive amounts of texting causes the testicles to become cancerous or the sperm to mutate. The increase of TTDs is directly related to the proximity of the cell phone to the genitals.
In order to prevent textually transmitted disease, I never keep my cell phone in my pants pockets or between my legs when sitting.

textually active

someone who sends sms messages a lot.
Marcy: joey's cousin just text massaged me.
Jill: wow, he's so young, i didnt know he was textually active already
textually active by Dante the man September 7, 2007

Textually Explicit 

The act of being sexually explicit in the composition of a text message.
Steph:"im wicked lonely....entertain me"

Ralph:"oh baby *fagiggles your vagoigin*"

Steph:"jesus hun...why do you always have to get Textually Explicit when i ask you to entertain me?"

Ralph:"jeez hun its from fam guy....relax"
Textually Explicit by Sir Gig of Tea December 20, 2009