Texties 

besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone

Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!

Texties by moumou July 7, 2009

Bestie From Another Testes 

A variation on the phrase "Brother From Another Mother".

She's/He's my bestie from another testes!

Bestie From Another Testes by spyder_web September 15, 2009

Testie-mony 

recalling a story that involves the gonads.

Bill was telling a Testie-mony about a teabaging incident

Testie-mony by Geeo the Spaceman July 7, 2009

testie 

once a maphacker, ALWAYS A MAPHACKER.

testie has herpies

testie by Al Queda February 2, 2004

the testes

the bomb diggity, the titties, awesome, the heat, terrific, extraordinary.

that beck concert was the testes.

the testes by kacee pyles June 19, 2006

testes 

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

testes by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

Testes Twist 

A “Testes Twist” is when someone twist a single testicle of another man.

Carl: Dude i gave Ryan the biggest “Testes Twist” yesterday you should’ve seen his face.

Testes Twist by JJ Jungle Juice November 24, 2020