A theorem used to
determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and
something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a
teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
1:
P1: So I thought I crapped myself
yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s
more than a teaspoon, then
congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton