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teaspoonstability 

I used to tag them in Shadow Weaver edits 😽
teaspoonstability may or may not simp for Shadow Weaver/j

Teaspooning 

T shirt Sans Pants (tsp). The act of wearing only a t shirt with no other clothing. Often seen in men's locker rooms perpetrated by men of the baby boom generation, as well as select nudist resorts.

The offender will often walk in an affected manner where the legs and feet are splayed outwards similar to that of a ducks walk in order to allow the kibbles and bits to sway freely in the breeze.
Oh gross! He's Teaspooning.

Old man Bradley is in the locker room teaspooning whilst brushing his teeth.

There he goes, strutting his shit, teaspooning by the pool...
Teaspooning by Zaxxxh December 12, 2021

Teaspoon Rule 

A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
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P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.

2.
“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”

-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton

teaspoon in a trap house 

Swelteringly hot.

Hotter than hell.

Stupid hot.

That part of summer where the underboob swamp thing never actually goes away. Hotter than cats on tn roofs.

Y'know: as hot as the teaspoon used to liquify powdered drugs. Duh.
Tommy, get up and hit the fan on, it's hotter than a teaspoon in a trap house in here!
The word teaspoon is a slur talking about how a person is a very small percentage of a minority and uses it as their ‘trump card’ or what they can use in a argument to counter anything, using it to label anyone as racist or sexist.
That kid is a teaspoon, barely even Mexican
Teaspoon by Sekor13 January 11, 2024

tallahassee teaspoon 

a sexual maneuver requiring the largest specimen available in which the large involvee sits on the smaller persons face as if to engage in a 69, but instad of bending to 69 the sitter lifts the legs of the layer to orally please them
I got Bertha to give pull of the Tallahassee Teaspoon.