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sprained brain

What happens when you think more than you're accustomed to without properly stretching your brain first. Can result in serious brain pain and possibly permanent brain malfunction. Can be caused by overstudying, overthinking, overphilosophizing, and the chronic use of hallucinogens, which can decrease brain function and thus make an accidental sprain more likely.
Person: I've got my calculus class at 7am tomorrow...aauughh....

Friend: Oh yeah, I took that one last semester. I got a sprained brain from it, make sure you stretch before class.

Person: ...how...do you stretch your brain?

Friend: I dunno, but it gives you an interesting visual, doesn't it?
by Kayl June 12, 2008
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Poo Strainer

A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.
I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.
by RIPRAFT April 13, 2011
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Cum-stained Panties

Need I say any fuckin' more?
After eating her cunt I wanted dessert, so I sucked on her cum-stained panties!
by NudityInSolitude October 14, 2004
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silver strainer

a sexual act in which your partner creates an insicion in the scrotum and then has you teabag them, after which a testicle is sucked through the opening.
its illegal in all fifty states to give the silver strainer to anyone.
by corey kolvenbach August 1, 2004
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stained cracker

A name for biracial people typically half white and half black other racial people maybe included but has to be half white. (Not intended to be racist but funny)
Look at that white ladies kids stained crackers.
by IG(stainedcracker) February 23, 2020
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stained glass

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.
Oren: Bro, Palash gave me a stained glass last night
Barve: How'd it feel
by levaithan February 23, 2023
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fudge strainer

A defecation in a sink that strains into a urinal.
Fred had to go, but chuck left a fudge strainer.
by Masterp00per November 9, 2015
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