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Stool Buddy

A person who enters a public restroom with the specific intent to occupy and execute the 2nd bodily function, directly adjacent to another person, when there are clearly numerous stalls of separation.
Everybody wants a buddy, but nobody wants a "stool buddy".

A "stool buddy" has the least regard for restroom protocol.
Stool Buddy by Boo-HV-TX-1 November 18, 2013

stool pigeon

A stool pigeon is a person who might be a criminal or a spy sent in by the police to act as an informant.
"Hey keep your mouths shut around this new prisoner; he might be a stool pigeon!"
stool pigeon by azn_dude May 29, 2016

stool stamp 

The thong's equivalent to a skid mark.

When there is trace evidence of stool on a thong, and because the thong is so tight, it looks like a stamp instead of a streak.
When she looked at her thong , after she passed gas that was questionable, she noticed that there was a stool stamp.
stool stamp by Doobie December 19, 2015

Stool Plunger 

A long skinny penis with an extremely large, bulbous head. Considered ideal for anal sex.
All the ladies wanted to smash with Carl as he was rumored to be hung with a stool plunger.
Stool Plunger by Eaton Holgoode January 7, 2016

stool pool 

I play video games while sitting on the stool pool.
stool pool by otto 6669 May 6, 2009

stool pidgeon 

A snitch, tattletale, a rat, basically someone who tells all your business, that one person who will tell the cops on you first chance they get.
Kid A: "Yo, you gotta talk to your girl, man, she's a straight up <i>stool pidgeon</i>."
Kid B: "Why you say that?"
Kid A: "She went and told the cops that I was the one responsible for knocking over mailboxes last weekend."
stool pidgeon by Tiki January 10, 2005