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whiff and stiff by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007
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Bo Johnson Stiff-arm
This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.
"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."
Bo Johnson Stiff-arm by Gilbert A February 15, 2006
jahova's stiffness
An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
jahova's stiffness by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009
Stifferino
A fictional lozenge imagined by Albertus of the Desert, marketed in his mind to aging men such as himself, to provide the hopeful illusion of a potential hard-on.
Stifferino by Dr Bunnygirl March 31, 2019
stiffany mini
That fugly gave him a stiffany mini but no one would notice his pants tenting with a middle school micro boner. Until he grows to at least average, seven inch length and five inch girth, he can only hope to get fugly handjobs. Hopefully he'll finish puberty soon.
stiffany mini by margrette sees January 23, 2013
concrete stiffy
concrete stiffy by little miss perky February 10, 2009