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human statue 

1. a person standing in a public place for no reason but to get in peoples way
2. a person who does nothing during sex.
1. that teacher is a human statue
2.

person a: what did she do last night
person b: she just let me fuck her

person a: was she a human statue
human statue by Urban teffy March 22, 2017

Greek Statue Sindrome

When a man's ballsack hangs lower than his Johnny
Yeah he had some Greek Statue Sindrome right there
Greek Statue Sindrome by snorpa January 20, 2019

Statueious Stallion 

Extra tall beautiful woman with model features (Amazon Barbie)
Tyra Banks,Kimmora Simmons,Mariah Carey,Marquita Netter are Statueious Stallion.

the statue of liberty 

The sexiest big French immigrant you'll ever see, as long you don't mind that she's green. Bring her your hungry, your poor and your destitute, if you know what I'm saying (wink wink nudge nudge).
Guy 1: Have you seen that sexy green lady across the river?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's too bad she's 20 stories or 354 steps out of your league!
Guy 1: Man, I wish I could get with the statue of liberty!

Ter Statue of Stegen 

The goalkeeper for Barcelona who claims he should start in the German NT ahead of the GOAT Neuer. Ter Statue of Stegen can also be recognised by the name Ter Static, because he does not know how to move his feet when a ball is coming towards the goal.
- Why didn't that guy move?!!!

- Because he is Ter Statue of Stegen, son.
Ter Statue of Stegen by Argeta December 7, 2021
My shit's stated son
stated by nicole April 13, 2005