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squelcher 

One who walks along the beach sucking the farts out of dead seagulls
look at that squelcher
squelcher by skwelcher March 6, 2009
A person who lives in a damp region such as a bogland or swampy area. This refers to the noise their feet make when they walk. Predominanly found in Northern Ireland around the South Eastern shores of Lough Neagh in the Gawley's Gate locality.
That fellow might live in the town now and be relatively civilised, but he was once a bog trotting squelchy....you can tell from the wellington boots and dungarees tucked inside.
squelchy by ShinySteve December 4, 2009
Wanna do the squelchy?
squelchy by porndexter October 24, 2003
Soft and wet/damp.
Usually applied to wet ground or a female's private area.
I put my foot in it and it was all squelchy!
Her pussy is nice and squelchy!
squelchy by thegul October 5, 2005

Dream squelcher 

a person who takes actions towards destroying somebody's dream and goes to great length to justifies.
Husband comes home and tells wife he will build the batmobile. Wife says: Fuck no! Husband says: you dream squelcher!

Squelch-on 

The female equivalent of an "hard-on" (erection).
"Oi mate, she's got a massive squelch-on for you"
Squelch-on by Whorehay 365 August 16, 2017